Saint Neckloss

You are former government employees that have grown wise to the evils of the government, and the evils of the one known as Santa Claus. Santa uses his elite force of spies, single agents are commonly known as ‘Jump-Jump’ or ‘Elf on the Shelf’, to spy on households for the government, and Facebook. The money he gets in return for lists of data is used to run the non-unionized sweat shops of elves that make ‘toys’ that spread further spyware.

Your personal mission: Kill Santa. 

Very american-specific because I'm not gonna pretend to know enough about other governments tp make this joke or do research for an one-page rpg I made in under two hours about killing Santa. If you get this far I believe in your creativity in twisting it if you want.